There is an epidemic going around, and young people around the US are struggling to keep from catching it. Two new cases have been reported recently in Michigan
and Pennsylvania. The bug seems to be spreading quite rapidly, and there is no known prevention.Stop it from spreading!! Aghh!!!!
*choke*
(Check Walgreens.com in case a new shot comes out
so far it hasn't been able to be contained)
Test yourself for this dangerous disease, and keep away from those with the virus so as to keep it from spreading.
We'll keep you posted with any updates on this issue.
5 comments:
wait, i heard about this virus. is it called the "L" virus?
:D
~Rose
wait wait! I'm one of the said "victims" but let me warn you, the "bug" is one that you WANT to have! It causes great happiness (probably from a release of much serotonin)and relieves needless stress! Even the Bible supports this type of condition.
To the person who almost choked up above, it will relieve that type of choking or coughing!!!
Whatever!
CAUTION: Virus Victims are unable to think clearly due to obvious circumstances.
My whole being resounds the comment from the Health Department!
GROSS!
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